Top 10 Celebrity Products we’d like to see…
10. The Hillary Clinton lamp collection. Aerodynamically designed for distance and impact.
9. The O.J. “Non-Acquittal” line of gloves. Tight spot? Tight fit!
8. Nancy Pelosi cookware. Lightweight for easy travel to high places.
7. Al Gore global warming casuals. Simply peel off the layers as the temps climb.
6. Mahmoud Admadinejad’s history books. The pages are all blank so you can write your own!
5. The Bill Ford, Jr. piggy bank. For every penny you put in, two disappear.
4. The Tom Cruise wedding planner. Only one page because, really, nobody cares.
Okay, I'm lazy today. I want help! I'll let you guys fill in the top 3! Just leave 'em in the comments.