Top 10 things I wish I knew when I was 20
10. Beer is not an essential food group.
9. People in their thirties are not “living out their final years.”
8. Cops don’t appreciate idle chit-chat
7. I look silly in a Stetson.
6. A Corvette is just a car.
5. Women really do like a man with a brain.
4. I could spend my spare 8 hours each day writing.
3. Tom Cruise is not living the ultimate life.
2. Maybe those religious fanatics are on to something.
And the number one thing I wish I knew when I was 20…
1. A bar is not a “target rich environment.”
5 comments:
Funny. People in their thirties living out the final years. Just feels that way some days.
Ron,
Ah, I was sorely tempted to check out your blog to see if you really mentioned 'the brain' on your blog.
You did.
My compliments to you: you DID NOT tell a lie. :)
MT has thrown the gauntlet: What to use for a Sexy Brain Centerfold.
I will spend much time pondering the challenge.
And, rule of Hats.....You only look bad in a Stetson if your head is too small, b. you are really short in which case your feet never get wet in a rain storm.
Regards,
Dory
hey, I'm not thirty yet so I'm not living out my final years yet!! woohooo!
LOL! So that's why you're a nut case. Now I get it. Duh, it was THE BEER!
LOL! Great insight into the Ron of his 20's!
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