Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday Top 10

Top 10 things I wish I knew when I was 20

10. Beer is not an essential food group.
9. People in their thirties are not “living out their final years.”
8. Cops don’t appreciate idle chit-chat
7. I look silly in a Stetson.
6. A Corvette is just a car.
5. Women really do like a man with a brain.
4. I could spend my spare 8 hours each day writing.
3. Tom Cruise is not living the ultimate life.
2. Maybe those religious fanatics are on to something.

And the number one thing I wish I knew when I was 20…

1. A bar is not a “target rich environment.”


Gina Holmes said...

Funny. People in their thirties living out the final years. Just feels that way some days.

Dory said...


Ah, I was sorely tempted to check out your blog to see if you really mentioned 'the brain' on your blog.

You did.

My compliments to you: you DID NOT tell a lie. :)

MT has thrown the gauntlet: What to use for a Sexy Brain Centerfold.

I will spend much time pondering the challenge.

And, rule of Hats.....You only look bad in a Stetson if your head is too small, b. you are really short in which case your feet never get wet in a rain storm.


Heather Diane Tipton said...

hey, I'm not thirty yet so I'm not living out my final years yet!! woohooo!

Dineen A. Miller said...

LOL! So that's why you're a nut case. Now I get it. Duh, it was THE BEER!

Gina said...

LOL! Great insight into the Ron of his 20's!