Top 10 things I wish I knew when I was 20
10. Beer is not an essential food group.
9. People in their thirties are not “living out their final years.”
8. Cops don’t appreciate idle chit-chat
7. I look silly in a Stetson.
6. A Corvette is just a car.
5. Women really do like a man with a brain.
4. I could spend my spare 8 hours each day writing.
3. Tom Cruise is not living the ultimate life.
2. Maybe those religious fanatics are on to something.
And the number one thing I wish I knew when I was 20…
1. A bar is not a “target rich environment.”