Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday Top 10

Top 10 things I wish I knew when I was 20

10. Beer is not an essential food group.
9. People in their thirties are not “living out their final years.”
8. Cops don’t appreciate idle chit-chat
7. I look silly in a Stetson.
6. A Corvette is just a car.
5. Women really do like a man with a brain.
4. I could spend my spare 8 hours each day writing.
3. Tom Cruise is not living the ultimate life.
2. Maybe those religious fanatics are on to something.

And the number one thing I wish I knew when I was 20…

1. A bar is not a “target rich environment.”

5 comments:

Gina Holmes said...

Funny. People in their thirties living out the final years. Just feels that way some days.

Dory said...

Ron,

Ah, I was sorely tempted to check out your blog to see if you really mentioned 'the brain' on your blog.

You did.

My compliments to you: you DID NOT tell a lie. :)

MT has thrown the gauntlet: What to use for a Sexy Brain Centerfold.

I will spend much time pondering the challenge.

And, rule of Hats.....You only look bad in a Stetson if your head is too small, b. you are really short in which case your feet never get wet in a rain storm.

Regards,
Dory

Heather Diane Tipton said...

hey, I'm not thirty yet so I'm not living out my final years yet!! woohooo!

Dineen A. Miller said...

LOL! So that's why you're a nut case. Now I get it. Duh, it was THE BEER!

Gina said...

LOL! Great insight into the Ron of his 20's!